I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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