Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
worst night to have a conscience
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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