And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
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Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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