i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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