Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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