Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
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