bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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