Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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