belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
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