I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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