I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
