A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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