I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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