The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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