Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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