kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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