new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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