dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Randomize
