you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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