he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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