But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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