They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize