did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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