you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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