he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I love you. Go after that dick
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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