I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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