You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Randomize
