D3 body, D1 cock
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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