I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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