its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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