So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I got inside last night via doggy door
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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