Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
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