hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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