it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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