I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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