she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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