i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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