I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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