Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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