I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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