Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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