He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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