im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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