only if we run a train.
done.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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