she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
