i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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