ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
How's work?
Spinning.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
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