Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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