it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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