one word: firstdatebathroomanal
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
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