Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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