he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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