He is an equal opportunity slut.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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