OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
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