Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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