she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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