I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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